The 11 Most Desired Reunions

This week Sting released an album of lute music. Yes, freaking 16th-century LUTE music!!! In what realm of reality does Sting this is a more crucial musical endeavor than a Police reunion? I mean seriously, when I first read this, I thought it was a joke. Nope...I guess Sting used up too many brain cells having sex. So, for now we wait...until then...

Here are the 11 Most Desired Re-Unions:

1. The Police - probability: 70%
2. The Smiths - probability: 40%
3. Van Halen (original line-up) - probability: 75%
4. Guns N Roses (original line-up) - probability: 10%
5. The Stone Roses - probability: 90%
6. Creedence Clearwater Revivial (w/ John Fogerty) - probability: 45%
7. Pavement - probability: 99%
8. Faith No More (original Mike Patton line-up) - probability: 55%
9. The Cars (w/ Ric Ocasek) - probability: 25%
10. NWA (w/ Snoop Dogg instead of EZE) - probability: 65%
11. The Jam - probability: 37%