The 11 Best Portishead Songs:

Hilary vs. Obama vs. McCain.

Everything you hear on the news is that Hilary and Obama are destroying the Democratic party, while McCain silently floats along in he background. Hilary and Obama are on the front page of the news paper every day...and this is a bad thing. McCain is on the back page, yet this is a good thing. Obama and Hilary lead the nightly news stories, they are the center of all political debate, and their ideologies are getting showcased on a habitual basis. Yet, McCain, who has been silent as a dead man, is the more viable candidate. Have these people forgotten that there is no such thing as bad publicity. And I'll tell you what...bad publicity is better than no publicity. Americans forget. Quickly.

To prove my point, who was the Democratic Presidential candidate in the last election? Raise your hand if you already forgot.

Here are the 11 Best Portishead Songs:

1. Roads (Dummy)
2. Sour Times (Dummy)
3. Half-Day Closing (Portishead)
4. Numb (Dummy)
5. All Mine (Portishead)
6. Wandering Star (Dummy)
7. Mysterons (Dummy)
8. Undenied (Portishead)
9. Pedestal (Dummy)
10. Cowboys (Portishead)
11. A Tribute To Monk and Canatella (Sour Times)

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