Showing posts with label Weezer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weezer. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

The 111 Best Songs By Weezer 2014

It's been four years since the last Weezer release and even though there's only one new album (and some random singles) to add to the list, any time there's a new Weezer, it's time to celebrate. Here are the 111 Best Songs By Weezer:
  1. The Good Life (Pinkerton)
  2. No One Else (Blue)
  3. Hash Pipe (Green)
  4. Why Bother? (Pinkerton)
  5. Tired of Sex (Pinkerton)
  6. Pork and Beans (Red)
  7. Buddy Holly (Blue)
  8. Photograph (Green)
  9. Surf Wax America (Blue)
  10. Don’t Let Go (Green)
  11. In The Garage (Blue)
  12. Simple Pages (Green)
  13. Dope Nose (Maladroit)
  14. Keep Fishin’ (Maladroit)
  15. Take Control (Maladroit)
  16. Where’s My Sex? (Hurley)
  17. You Gave Your Love To Me Softly (Pinkerton B-Side)
  18. Getchoo (Pinkterton)
  19. We Are All On Drugs (Make Believe)
  20. The World Has Turned and Left Me (Blue) 
  21. Knock-Down Drag Out (Green)
  22. Possibilities (Maladroit)
  23. Ruling Me (Hurley)
  24. Perfect Situation (Make Believe)
  25. My Name Is Jonas (Blue)
  26. Pink Triangle (Pinkerton)
  27. Heart Songs (Red)
  28. Fall Together (Maladroit)
  29. Crab (Green)
  30. Butterfly (Pinkerton)
  31. Teenage Victory Song (Green B-Side)
  32. I Just Threw Out The Love of My Dreams (Pinkerton B-Side)
  33. El Scorcho (Pinkerton)
  34. No Other One (Pinkerton)
  35. Represent (Single Version)
  36. Memories (Hurley)
  37. This Is Such a Pity (Make Believe)
  38. Falling For You (Pinkerton) 
  39. If You’re Wondering If I Want You To (Raditude)
  40. The Angel and The One (Red)
  41. Say It Ain’t So (Blue)
  42. Slave (Maladroit)
  43. Troublemaker (Red) 
  44. You Might Think (Cars 2) 
  45. Put Me Back Together (Raditude) 
  46. Across The Sea (Pinkerton) 
  47. Island in the Sun (Green) 
  48. American Gigolo (Maladroit) 
  49. Only In Dreams (Blue)
  50. Turning Up The Radio (Death To False Metal)
  51.  O Lisa (Green B-Side)
  52. Unspoken (Hurley)
  53. Smile (Green)
  54. Jamie (Blue B-Side)
  55. The Damage in Your Heart (Make Believe)
  56. I Want To Be Something (Hurley B-Side)
  57. The Other Way (Make Believe)
  58. Holiday (Blue) 
  59. Starlight (Green B-Side)
  60. Freak Me Out (Make Believe)
  61. O Girlfriend (Green)
  62. Space Rock (Maladroit)
  63. Mykel & Carli (Blue B-Side)
  64. Brave New World (Hurley) 
  65. Living Without You (Maladroit Import) 
  66. Getting Up And Leaving (Pinkerton Deluxe) 
  67. I Don’t Want To Let You Go (Raditude) 
  68. Hang On (Hurley) 
  69. Brightening Day (Green B-Side)
  70. Pardon Me (Make Believe) 
  71. I Don't Want Your Loving (Death To False Metal) 
  72. Let It All Hang Out (Raditude) 
  73. Haunt You Every Day (Make Believe) 
  74. Glorious Day (Green)
  75. Kids/Poker Face (Red B-Side) 
  76. Sugar Booger (Green B-Side)
  77. Trainwrecks (Hurley) 
  78. Love Explosion (Maladroit) 
  79. Everybody Get Dangerous (Red) 
  80. Odd Couple (Death To False Metal) 
  81. Dreamin’ (Red) 
  82. I Hear Bells (Raditude B-Side) 
  83. Slob (Maladroit) 
  84. Susanne (Blue B-Side) 
  85. Tragic Girl (Pinkerton Deluxe) 
  86. Get Me Some (Raditude B-Side) 
  87. Smart Girls (Hurley) 
  88. Unbreak My Heart (Death To False Metal) 
  89. Undone (Blue) 
  90. I’m Your Daddy (Raditude) 
  91. December (Maladroit) 
  92. Hold Me (Make Believe)
  93. Beverly Hills (Make Believe) 
  94. Trippin’ Down The Freeway (Raditude) 
  95. Lullaby For Wayne (Blue Deluxe) 
  96. Cold Dark World (either version - Red) 
  97. Velouria (Where Is My Mind?: Tribute To The Pixies) 
  98. Can’t Stop Partying (Raditude) 
  99. Waiting On You (Pinkerton B-Side) 
  100. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Red) 
  101. Brain Stew (Happy Record Store Day!) 
  102. Worry Rock (A Different Shade of Green: Tribute To Green Day) 
  103. I'm A Believer (Shrek Forever After) 
  104. Always (Green B-Side)
  105. In The Mall (Raditude)
  106. Peace (Make Believe) 
  107. Burndt Jamb (Maladroit) 
  108. Run Away (Hurley)
  109. Run Over By A Truck (Raditude B-Side) 
  110. Death And Destruction (Maladroit) 
  111. Viva La Vida (Hurley B-Side)
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Thursday, November 04, 2010

The 111 Best Weezer Songs

As I was logging in to do my nightly post, I noticed this will be my 600th post?  Shit...I had no idea.  I was going to do a list for the new N*E*R*D album...but hell...this calls for something much bigger.

With two new Weezer releases...I might as well do my own "expanded list."

Buy Weezer's 2 new releases, Death To False Metal and Pinkerton Deluxe

Here are the 111 Best Weezer songs:

1. The Good Life (Pinkerton)
2. No One Else (Blue)
3. Hash Pipe (Green)
4. Why Bother? (Pinkerton)
5. Tired of Sex (Pinkerton)
6. Pork and Beans (Red)
7. Buddy Holly (Blue)
8. Photograph (Green)
9. This Is Such a Pity (Make Believe)
10. Surf Wax America (Blue)
11. Pink Triangle (Pinkerton)
12. Keep Fishin’ (Maladroit)
13. Getchoo (Pinkterton)
14. Don’t Let Go (Green)
15. In The Garage (Blue)
16. Simple Pages (Green)
17. Perfect Situation (Make Believe)
18. Take Control (Maladroit)
19. Dope Nose (Maladroit)
20. You Gave Your Love To Me Softly (Pinkerton B-Side)
21. Butterfly (Pinkerton)
22. Teenage Victory Song (Green B-Side)
23. Unspoken (Hurley)
24. We Are All On Drugs (Make Believe)
25. Possibilities (Maladroit)
26. El Scorcho (Pinkerton)
27. My Name Is Jonas (Blue)
28. Freak Me Out (Make Believe)
29. No Other One (Pinkerton)
30. The World Has Turned and Left Me (Blue)
31. If You’re Wondering If I Want You To (Raditude)
32. Where’s My Sex? (Hurley)
33. The Angel and The One (Red)
34. Fall Together (Maladroit)
35. Heart Songs (Red)
36. Say It Ain’t So (Blue)
37. Crab (Green)
38. I Just Threw Out The Love of My Dreams (Pinkerton B-Side)
39. The Damage in Your Heart (Make Believe)
40. American Gigolo (Maladroit)
41. Only In Dreams (Blue)
42. O Lisa (Green B-Side)
43. Everybody Get Dangerous (Red)
44. Ruling Me (Hurley)
45. Smile (Green)
46. I Don’t Want To Let You Go (Raditude)
47. Falling For You (Pinkerton)
48. Memories (Hurley)
49. Jamie (Blue B-Side)
50. Slave (Maladroit)
51. Knock-Down Drag Out (Green)
52. I Want To Be Something (Hurley B-Side)
53. The Other Way (Make Believe)
54. Starlight (Green B-Side)
55. O Girlfriend (Green)
56. Space Rock (Maladroit)
57. Mykel & Carli (Blue B-Side)
58. Troublemaker (Red)
59. Put Me Back Together (Raditude)
60. Brave New World (Hurley)
61. Across The Sea (Pinkerton)
62. Living Without You (Maladroit Import)
63. Hang On (Hurley)
64. Brightening Day (Green B-Side)
65. December (Maladroit)
66. Haunt You Every Day (Make Believe)
67. Island in the Sun (Green)
68. Kids/Poker Face (Red B-Side)
69. Trainwrecks (Hurley)
70. Love Explosion (Maladroit)
71. Holiday (Blue)
72. Dreamin’ (Red)
73. I Hear Bells (Raditude B-Side)
74. Pardon Me (Make Believe)
75. Slob (Maladroit)
76. Suzanne (Blue B-Side)
77. Undone (Blue)
78. Sugar Booger (Green B-Side)
79. Beverly Hills (Make Believe)
80. Glorious Day (Green)
81. Lullaby For Wayne (Blue Deluxe)
82. Cold Dark World (either version - Red)
83. Velouria (Where Is My Mind?: Tribute To The Pixies)
84. Can’t Stop Partying (Raditude)
85. Get Me Some (Raditude B-Side)
86. Waiting On You (Pinkerton B-Side)
87. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Red)
88. Let It All Hang Out (Raditude)
89. Brain Stew (Happy Record Store Day)
90. Smart Girls (Hurley)
91. Worry Rock (A Different Shade of Green: Tribute To Green Day)
92. I’m Your Daddy (Raditude)
93. Always (Green B-Side)
94. Run Over By A Truck (Raditude B-Side)
95. Death And Destruction (Maladroit)
96. Peace (Make Belive)
97. Trippin’ Down The Freeway (Raditude)
98. Hold Me (Make Believe)
99. Burndt Jamb (Maladroit)
100. Run Away (Hurley)
101. Christmas Celebration (Winter Weezerland)
102. In The Mall (Raditude)
103. Oddfellows Local 151 (Red B-side)
104. Miss Sweeny (Red B-Side)
105. All My Friends Are Insects (Hurley B-Side)
106. Automatic (Red)
107. The Spider (Red B-Side)
108. Thought I Knew (Red)
109. Turn Me Round (Raditude B-Side)
110. The Story of My Life (Raditude B-Side)
111. Viva La Vida (Hurley B-Side)

Monday, September 13, 2010

The Unknown: Weezer - Schrutitude


Here's my time of the month to be a dick.  I get to lecture you about how nothing in this life is free.  Well, mostly.  It costs me money to keep the blog going.  So I ask you, my loyal readers (all 3 of you) to take a look in my MP3 store.  I always update my store with $5 albums.  Some great one from 2010 this month:  Ted Leo, BT, Nada Surf, School of Seven Bells, Delphic, and Band of Horses.  A good way to catch up on some good tunes for cheap.   And in return, I'm giving you this tremendous Weezer album.  Okay, tremendous is a bit of a reach...but...



Check out Weezer's new album Hurley...some great tunes on there. 


Here is Weezer - Schrutitude:

1.  Get Some
2.  Run Over By A Truck
3.  The Prettiest Girl
4.  The Underdogs
5.  I Woke Up In Love This Morning
6.  Turn Me Round
7.  Story of My Life
8.  Kids Poker Face
9.  Should I Stay Or Should I Go
10.  I Hear Bells
11.  Cold Dark World (Rivers)
12.  You Won't Get With Me Tonight

Buy Weezer's new album, Hurley...out right now!!

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

The 11 Best Albums of 2009: 45-55 (Part 1)


Happy Holidays everyone!

It's that time of the year again...time to make our own "Best of…" list. As you all know, every year I compile a list of the best music albums released during the year. And, I ask all of you to help out.

So, if you haven't done this before or need a quick refresher, it's very simple. Send me your 20 Favorite Albums that were released during 2009. Remember, the only rule is that the album had to be officially released during 2009. If you can't think of 20...send 10...or even 5...if you only like 1, then just send 1.

Once I get all the votes...I'll compile an uber list of 111 of the best albums of 2009.

Here are the 11 Best Albums of 2009: 45-55 (Part 1):

45. Cracker - Sunrise in the Land of Milk and Honey
46. Here We Go Magic - Here We Go Magic (Fangela)
47. The Bravery - Stir The Blood
48. Arctic Monkeys - Humbug
49. Memory Tapes - Seek Magic
50. Volcano Choir - Unmap (only $5.00)
51. Monsters of Folk - Monsters of Folk
52. Weezer - Raditude
53. St. Vincent - Actor
54. The Big Pink - A Brief History of Love
55. William Elliott Whitmore - Animals in the Dark (There Is Hope For You)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Unknown: Weezer's Black & White Album (Disc White)


Alright, you turkeys asked for it. Here is the White disc to Weezer's unreleased Black & White Album.

You better be "thankful" and show your appreciation by supporting the blog and the artists and picking up some $5 albums in our store. Tons of new albums just added this week for BLACK FRIDAY!!

Some of the recent Black Friday additions: Matt & Kim, Okkervil River, Glasvegas, Neko Case, Volcano Choir, Wolfmother, Bon Iver, Mastodon, White Rabbits, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Built To Spill, Fun., AFI, Buckcherry, 311, U2, The Black Crowes...and many more!!!

Unknown: Weezer's Black & White Album (Disc White):
Buy Weezer's new album Raditude (Amazon Addition)...for only $5.

Friday, November 13, 2009

The Unknown: Weezer's Black & White Album (Disc Black)


I know no ever reads this stuff...but I'm hoping today I'm wrong. What I've posted today is disc one of a 2-disc compilation. In order to get disc 2...I need all my readers to go out and support the artists. As much as I love blogging...it's not free. It's costly to host the files and have my own domain....just turn on all you audiofiles to great new music. So below is a link to a bunch of great albums for only $5. I get pennies for any album you buy...but those pennies add up...and allow me to keep going.

So think of it this way...for $5.00...you get a great album...plus a whole other album of Weezer goodness. You can't beat that deal with a stick. Happy shopping.
I'll decide by Monday the verdict!
Here is Weezer's Black & White Album (Disc Black):
3. 367
11. Running Man

Buy Weezer's new album...if you haven't already. It's called RADITUDE!!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

The Unknown: Weezer - The Grey Album




As most of you discovered...the Purple album is ficitional. It's just a collection of B-sides. But what I've realized over the years is that when you have a bunch of B-sides from a particular band...you barely listen to them. This was especially true when CDs were the primary listening mode. Less so on itunes...but still...I always put on an album first. So, I discovered, when I put B-sides together to form their own album, I not only listen more...I actually enjoy them more. And now with Photoshop...I can make my own cover art. I can make my own tracklist...and make as long or as short as I want. It makes the experience just more user-friendly.

So, continuing on with the tradition. The Grey Album is a collection of demos from Weezer that were up for consideration for Album 5 but didn't make the grade. I don't think I've posted this before...so would love to hear thoughts.


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Here is the Weezer's - The Grey Album:



1. How Long
2. High Up Above
3. Sandwich Time
4. Porcupine
5. Don't Pick On Me
6. Serendipity
7. Your Room
8. Change The World
9. Mr. Taxman
10. Saturday Night
11. Broken Arrow
12. Ain't Got Much Time
13. Zep Jamb
14. We Go Together
15. Seafaring Jamb
16. Alcapulco (Alternate Version)

Buy Weezer's new album Raditude.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The 11 Best Songs By Weezer

I have a theory about friendships. There are two types of friends in our lives: priority friends and obligation friends. Priority friends are the friends you want to hang out with. Obligation friends are the friends you feel obligated to hang out with. (Technically, there's a third category..."new friends"...but this category goes away after the 10th time hanging out with someone)

For example, friends you go out and party with...priority friends. Your work friends...obligation friends. Friends you see or call on their birthday...priority friends. Friends you text or Facebook on their birthday...obligation friends. Friends you have over for Sunday dinner...priority friends. High school buds you see once a year...obligation friends. You see where I'm going with this.

But here's where it gets tricky...how do you know when you're no longer a "priority" friend and have fallen into "obligation" friend status? It's easy. It's called the TV conversation. If you're hanging out with someone...and you run out of things to say...and you start talking about TV shows, that's a red flag. Now, I'm not talking about when people say...hey, did you see that great episode of Lost last night? That's implies familiarity. What I'm talking about...is when you ask someone (or they ask you)...so, you watching any good shows? (works for movies too...except in Oscar season) If the best conversation you can have with someone is finding out what shows they watch and like...then you obviously aren't very close with this person anymore. Cut your losses...and get out while you can.

Here are the 11 Best Songs By Weezer:

1. Good Life (Pinkerton)
2. No One Else (Blue Album)
3. Hash Pipe (Green Album)
4. Tired of Sex (Pinkerton)
5. Dope Nose (Maladroit)
6. Why Bother? (Pinkerton)
7. In The Garage (Blue Album)
8. Pork and Beans (Red Album)
9. Photgraph (Green Album)
10. This Is Such A Pity (Make Believe)
11. Keep Fishin' (Maladroit)

Buy Weezer's new album, Raditude.

Monday, November 09, 2009

The Unknown: Weezer - The Purple Album



I have always been obsessed with bonus tracks...b-sides...and the rare compilation inclusions. Finding these songs was like finding a secret piece of a band that most people didn't know about. It created a personal attachment to a band...even if they were popular. Owning "Even in His Youth" made you cooler than everyone who owned "Nevermind." Owning "Burro" gave you street cred over those who just owned "Odelay." Owning SOMMS made you infinitely more bad ass than everyone who suddenly got into Soundgarden. Sometimes...in order to obtain these special tracks meant buying an import single for $10...or even a Japanese import for upwards of $40. But paying this much wasn't a big deal since the adventure to find the song made it worth the pricetag.

But today, we have the internet. And finding bonus songs is about as time-consuming as it is to type the title into google. That hasn't stopped bands from putting out multiple versions of their albums. Last week...Weezer's new album, Raditude came out in 5 different version: the regular version, the deluxe version with 4 bonus songs, the amazon bonus version, the itunes ipass version, and the import version. Each had different tracks...each cost about $10-$20. And it takes no effort to hunt them down...so...what's the point record label? Fans are not going to go out and download one version from itunes and another from Amazon. It just will not happen. All that will happen is that we turn to the internet to download them for free. Sorry...but you're just making the situation worse.

Here is Weezer's The Purple Album:

1. Sweet Adeline
2. Mykel & Carli
3. Suzanne
4. Jamie
5. You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
6. Devotion
7. Waiting On You
8. I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams
9. Velouria
10. Christmas Song

Buy Weezer's new album...Raditude! (get the bonus deluxe edition with 4 extra tracks)

Friday, August 21, 2009

The 111 Best Albums of the 00s (34-44)

The 111 Best Albums of the 00s (34-44):

34. TV on the Radio - Return To Cookie Mountain (2006)
- No album felt as obscure as TV's sophomore release. And no obscure album ever rocked this hard. It was like the band knew that rock was growing stale and they were going to show us all how it was done...the right way.

35. Feist - Let It Die (2005)
- Feist's debut played like a classic album. With one half original work and one half covers, Feist followed in the footsteps of her vocal idols who commonly did this on their albums. The result was an emotionally rich tapestry that had as maturity as it did youth.

36. Jack Johnson - Brushfire Fairytales (2000)
- Since JJ's break into commercial success, I think everyone has forgotten how much indie cred he scored on his debut. This was one of those albums that spread through word of mouth...in the way good music is supposed to succeed. Years after its release it was still gaining momentum. none of his other albums are as true as this one...and the reason why this one lands so high on this list.

37. Coldplay - Viva La Vida (2008)
- If the 80s had Joshua Tree...then the 00s get Viva La Vida. Yeah...that's right, I'm comparing the epic 80s U2 album to Coldplay. Like JT, VLV was a statement. It was Coldplay thinking big and not holding back. One million people logged into the website at 4 in the morning to grab the first song, "Violet Hill." If you get that much buzz doing anything, you're doing something right.

38. Amy Winehouse - Back To Black (2006)
- There's no argument that Amy is a trainwreck and maybe she's one of those people who shouldn't be a star. That doesn't mean her album sucked. Quite the opposite. Most people were blown away after first hearing her...especially when they found she was a Jewish kid from England...and not some songstress from the Bronx. Her vocal range puts to shame anyone who has stepped on the American Idol stage. Folks...this is how it's done.

39. The Frames - The Cost/The Once Soundtrack (2007)
- This is the only true cheat on the list. It was hard to choose between the two since The Once Soundtrack is really just a recreation of The Cost. And without the strength of the Cost...the movie Once would have never been as good or as successful...they would have never won an Oscar...making the Soundtrack more notable, which in turn helped the original album. Get it? (People Get Ready)

40. Danger Mouse - The Grey Album (2004)
- A true landmark album. Was it proof that the Beatles were the greatest rock band of all time...or that Jay-Z was the best rapper? Or was it a combination of a brutal one-two musical punch? It took balls for Danger Mouse to be so confindent to use the Beatles...and it took a lawyer to keep him from getting his pants sued off. It was one of those albums that everyone had to hear...and there was no way to hear it. But if you were lucky enough to find a friend of a friend who could burn it for you...you were not disappointed. (Encore)

41. Kings of Leon - Because The Times (2007)
- The Kings third album feels like a wild party. It starts off mild enough...but with every track, it escalates to a new level of rowdiness. There's a definitely drunken stupor that permeates through the tracks...and an uncertainity of which song will be coming up behind the next corner. This isn't just an album...it's an experience...and one that leaves you with a great feeling just like a wild party worth remembering.

42. Gorillaz - Gorillaz (2001)
- Though the brainchild of Damon Albarn of Blur...the truth is the band doesn't really exist. In fact, they are a purely virtual band...and the best selling virtual band of all time. (19-2000)

43. Weezer - The Green Album (2001)
- Very few bands are ever able to come back from the dead. But no one did it with more style and more pure kick ass lightning in a bottle than this Harvard alum. The whole album clocks in at a mere 28 minutes...shorter than most Timo Maas remixes. But it's not the size that matters...it's how you use it. (Photograph)

44. Spoon - Kill The Moonlight (2002)
- Spoon really became indie rock's little brother over the decade. Though they came out of the underground...more than anyone. They've spent most of the deceade flirting with big time commercial success...but staying just under the surface. All the while, Britt Daniel continued writing rock solid songs. This second album on Merge exhibits the evolution of their style...that wouldn't stop here.

Buy these albums now...yes...right now!!

Friday, May 30, 2008

THE UNKNOWN: Weezer - Weezer (Purple Album)


Tonight saw the last episode of LOST for the season. If you Tivo'd the show and for some reason haven't watched it, you have problems. And let me tell, reading this blog instead of watching the show is not a good excuse. I run this blog and I watched the show before sitting down. Heck, I think John McCain took time off from campaigning to watch the show (he has to watch something now that the Hills is on hiatus until the end of the summer). I don't want to talk about the big secret that was revealed at the end of this season, which was the big secret from the end of last season that they didn't reveal (don't ask). I don't want to talk about the terrible fake beard that they keep making Jack wear. Where did they get that thing? Did someone shave Tony Shaloub's head? I don't want to talk about how Sawyer mysteriously lost his shirt swimming to the island. Or that the Lawnmower Man has been reduced to flying helicopters (Poor Lawnmower Man). What I want to talk about is the Lost extras...you know, all the other people on the plane who get randomly killed off when they need a death. Like the red shirts in Star Trek. When Kirk, Mccoy, and Officer Buckley were going to an alien planet, it was pretty obvious who was getting whacked. Lost has their own red shirts, which happens to be the other survivors of the plane who have never been introduced. So here's the deal...how many of these no names are left? There were 70 survivors from both sections. Most of the 22 in the back were killed, leaving 52 total. we know of 28, leaving 24 expendable characters. Tonight saw roughly 12 more killed. And a lot have been killed in previous episodes...so seriously...who the hell is now left on the island?

Weezer - Weezer (Purple Album)

1. My Evaline
2. Mykel & Carli
3. Susanne
4. Jamie
5. You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
6. Devotion
7. Waiting On You
8. I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams
9. Velouria (Pixies)
10. Christmas Song

Buy Weezer's new album...The Red Album...out Tuesday. I will post the second b-side album (Orange Album)...if and only if the Red Album goes to number one.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The 11 Best Weezer Songs:


I have a part-time on the city council. Yes, my city council position is only part-time. Partly because I'm not paid. Yet, they treat you like you're a full time employee. It's a thankless job filled with mostly 60 and over citizens who have nothing else to do with their lives but sit on a bench and bark about why their opinions are so much more insightful and accurate than anyone else's. Lately our attendance has been in the toilet. If I could drag 2 bums to come listen to the role call, I'd double the audience size. So I came up with this brilliant idea to get people in the door...we'd bribe them with free food. Currently, we were swimming in money. And one thing you should know about elderly folks...they hate spending money. Ironic, considering they should be spending their money as fast as possible before they die. I finally convinced them to hire the In-N-Out burger truck for a meeting. And guess what...hundreds of people showed up. It was our biggest showing...ever. Then a funny thing happened...all the council members who were crying about spending money on free food (and voted against it) were the first ones taking credit for the free food. Out in public, they were heroes. But behind closed doors...they did nothing but complain. Some didn't like the hamburger...where was the food for vegans? What about Kosher food? How come we got chips instead of fries? (In-n-Out doesn't deliver fries) And the best complaint, we had TOO many people.

During my entire service on the council...all the complained about was attendance. The second we got people there, they complained that there were too many people there and they were all there for the wrong reasons.

At this point, I'm quitting politics. It's too stressful to try to make everyone happy all the time, when no matter what you do...no matter how helpful it is...it pisses EVERYONE off.

Here are the 11 Best Weezer Songs:

1. The Good Life (Pinkerton)
2. Hash Pipe (Weezer Green)
3. Dope Nose (Maladroit)
4. Tired of Sex (Pinkerton)
5. This Is Such A Pity (Make Believe)
6. Keep Fishin' (Maladroit)
7. No One Else (Weezer Blue)
8. Butterfly (Pinkerton)
9. Photograph (Weezer Green)
10. Pink Triangle (Pinkerton)
11. You Gave Your Love To Me Softly (B-Side)

Weezer's The Red Album...will be released June 3rd. Pre-Order now!!!