Friday, March 30, 2007

The 11 Best Insane Clown Posse Songs


Have any of you ever had Faygo soda? It's disgusting. It's the sweetest substance on the planet. Basically, some wacky scientist in the middle of Nebraska came up with some magic formula to carbonate cane sugar. The result is a drink so potent, you can get a cavity just by being in the same room as it. My one experience with Faygo came in my visit to Detroit, where they had an entire wall dedicated to the 400 flavors of Faygo soda. Hey, guys...400 flavors of crap is still crap! Granted it was only 33 cents for a 3-liter bottle of the stuff. Yes, you heard me right...3-liter bottle. Is there no shame? So to get this delicacy, you had to purchase it from a fat man, reading porn while seated by a 2-foot thick wall of bullet-proof glass. Note to store owners, if you need bullet-proof glass thick enough to stop a cruise missile, then you might want to change locations. Getting British soldiers out of Iran isn't as complicated as liquor security is in Motown. (oh sorry, too soon?) You need two forms of ID just to pay with cash. Eventually, I walked out of the store with not one...not two...but three bottles of this famous potion. I drank until my bladder crawled out of my ass and slapped me in the face, causing me to stop. It tasted like I was drinking a popsicle that had been sitting under a heat lamp for one hour too long. Basically, it was like eating escargot. You're not supposed to like it. But once in your life, you just have to try it.

A new Insnae Clown Posse CD is in stores this week.

Here are the 11 Best Flavors of Faygo: (oh, come on, you really wanted an Clown Posse list?)

1. Black Cherry
2. Redpop
3. Rock and Rye
4. Root Beer
5. Peach
6. Moon Mist
7. Dr. Faygo
8. Pineapple
9. Raspberry/Blueberry
10. Twist
11. Grape

11 comments:

darrinicon said...

Yeah.. a list would have been nice actually...oh well.... you want something done right.

In no specific order...

1. Taste
2. Terrible
3. Mad Professor
4. The Loons
5. Walk Into the Darkness
6. Chicken Huntin' (slaughter mix)
7. The Amazing Maze
8. Nuttin But A Bitch Thang
9. Welcome To The Show
10. Under the Moon
11. Hallalujah

treyton012 said...

1.hokus pokus
2.piggie pie
3.mad professor
4.down with the clown
5.dead body man
6.welcome to the show
7.pass me by
8.nuttin but a bitch
9.bitchez
10.the neden game
11.halls of illussions

Frank said...

Those are all good songs, here's my list:

1: Simple and Blunt
2: The Show Must Go On
3: Prom Queen
4: Nothing's Left
5: Take me Away
6: In My Room
7: I'm Coming Home
8: How Many Times?
9: Murder Go Round
10: Joke Ya Mind
11: Thy Unveiling

Frank said...

Those are all good songs, here's my list:

1: Simple and Blunt
2: The Show Must Go On
3: Prom Queen
4: Nothing's Left
5: Take me Away
6: In My Room
7: I'm Coming Home
8: How Many Times?
9: Murder Go Round
10: Joke Ya Mind
11: Thy Unveiling

David said...

Mine in order,

1. The Loons
2. walk into the darkness
3. burning up
4. pass me by
5. mr. happy
6. behind the paint
7. the neden game
8. under the moon
9. like it like that
10. crossing the bridge
11. lets go all the way

David said...

this is my list no real order

1. The loons
2. Pass me by
3. Burning Up
4. Walk into the darkness
5. Halls of illusions
6. Real Underground Baby
7. Behind the paint
8. Mr. happy
9. Off the track
10. Ninja
11. Manic Depressive (fritz remix)

KingChameleo said...

Those are all great :) FAMILY LUV YALL

Angelina Berezin said...

I know this is old but dude, Redpop is nasty as shit! Moon Mist all the way! and peach <3 yum!

spill my bl0od said...

surprised not to see behind the paint on more lists that one always has a close spot to my heart

daviddonac said...

1.Alley Rat
2.Assassins
3.Blaaam!!!
3.Boogie Woogie Wu
4.Bowling Balls
5.Bugz On My Nuts
6.Miracles
7.Pass Me By
8.I Don't Care
9.In Yo Face
10.Juggalo Island
11.Piggy Pie

shaggz4life said...

1. Chicken huntin
2. Fuck the world
3. Pass me by
4. Great melinko
5. Where's god
6. Night of the chainsaw
7. Boogie woogie wu
8. I found a body
9. Vera lee
10. Vultures
11. Jump around